October 28, 2025
By Clinton Kelly
Scott and Heather Meeker of Denscot Pool and Spa were a little skeptical when I suggested we collaborate on a pool personality type quiz. “C’mon, it’ll be fun,” I promised. “I used to edit women’s magazines in the early aughts, back before I started doing TV. They used to call me the Quiz Master.” (I lied about the Quiz Master part, but that’s not important right now.) Get ready to plumb the depths of your psyche, folks!
1. You’re stuck in a cabin with a DVD player and four discs. Which will you watch first?
A. 2001: A Space Odyssey
B. Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
C. Pollock
D. Pretty Woman
2. Your perfect vacation absolutely must include:
A. Breathtaking views because …Instagram
B. Cozy restaurants because …personal connection
C. Museums because …art gives me life
D. Family because …surprisingly, I don’t mind them
3. You’re throwing a New Year’s party. The invite says:
A. Wear something fabulous!
B. Invite? Why send an invite to my four favorite people?
C. Wear something fun!
D. Bring the kids!
4. Your Saturday morning routine:
A. Yoga, chai lattes, vision boarding
B. Blankets, books, eggs Benedict
C. Sketching, tinkering, rearranging the furniture
D. Grocery store, gas station, car wash
If you chose:
Mostly A’s: You are a Vanishing Edge Pool
“These homeowners want the top of the line,” says Heather. “They’re willing to spend the extra money to make sure their backyard is picture perfect. They like people to come visit to see their pools, but they’re not necessarily party people.” Translation: Come over for Champagne, don’t bring your suit.
Mostly B’s: You are a Cocktail (aka Plunge) Pool
Introvert much? “Cocktail pool people tend to have quieter lifestyles,” says Scott. “We usually build this type of pool at someone’s weekend retreat or getaway home.” Whether they’re retired, empty-nesters, or child-free by choice, these folks just want a quick dip with their few favorite friends—if not solo. “They’re not doing laps or lounging on a float for hours.” They’re also voted most likely to skinny dip!
Mostly C’s: You are a Free-Form Pool
You go with the flow. That is, when you’re in control of the flow. “These pool owners are very creative types,” says Heather. Adds Scott: “It’s pretty rare for them to sign off on a design immediately. They have strong opinions!” You may want your pool to look like a pond, but deep down you’re scared of swimming alongside slimy things.
Mostly D’s: You are a Rectangle Pool
“This is definitely the most classic design,” says Scott. “And the owners are the most traditional customers.” If anyone’s going to host a party, it’s you. “They’re definitely family oriented,” confirms Heather. “They own the house where all the neighborhood kids gather after school.” You also get bonus points from the Meekers for your practicality. Turns out electric covers keep the kids and animals safer, as well as cut down on heating costs. I bet you’re feeling real superior right now …
